On law school taught criminal law "rogue" teacher Quotes

1Edison Chan's photo, the government does not allow, but, I don't see how I know I can not see ah?
2An American of Japanese territory in Chinese dropped a bomb killed a station in Vietnam German Argentines, this matter the who?
3The alleged crime, is what you get, or you get engaged!
4Winter is crime, it is because people wear clothes, rapists operation inconvenient to
5A rapist, often than normal most of the sex chromosome ~
6There is something for everyone, no not the earth! Ultraman.
7Crime is a throwback to the human
8The usual argument is that, with the mental patient almost genius!
9If a man claims he is kind-hearted naturally, so he is not to fool to rape!
10Crime and the class struggle with is, crime is actually male class with female class struggle!
11Everyone is a potential criminals!
12Sports is to let a person legally play their own animal!
13A man can commit rape, women can also be, one can also!
14Mao, you shame on you, you this beast!!!
15This crime and violations of a number of specific social relations, not kill two birds with one stone, stone carving is n!
16I promise I will have a look in the killing of a clear, when I do not kill the wrong man. ~
17Plan a is too cruel, do not meet this gentle man!
18I think you well at home, I could not take you to die!
19Who am I? Down the hill!
20Two people said, mutual sympathy each other's mother to
21I reached into your pocket, of course, is to steal your money! Don't want to stretch in the hand?
22Oil ~ ~ ~ ~ how do you so wrong gas!
23Ah, you ah ~ deserve deserve deserve, hate hate hate, die die die
24This is the organization to your task, this glorious task is yours! Kill the child to
25After you fall in love the best time to ask each other, you have no sleepwalking? Today you swim?
26You're not fucking die, son not long that what what!
27Our school had a girl in wearing only underwear, alas! I haven't seen her in! If I had, I would not wake her ~ because wake a sleepwalker can make a sleepwalker life-threatening! So I will only slowly in the next, but this in protecting her!
28You are not my car with a dead alive ah ~ is not burned red light scared ah ~ you should be killed by a car
29The first lesson, Chen Litian to the podium, accidentally stepped over the platform in front of it, but did not fall, the whole set the whole room roaring with laughter to listen to Chen cannon rather abruptly said 1: "Luckily I agility to" the Speechless ~
30How do you steal? How do you then no perseverance ah! Just so difficult to you! How do you represent the first productivity?

31Wang's way: "to, to catch the thief"
32Husband ah ~ I heard you are going to rob the bank? I worship you oh ~ men to rob a bank!
33A person who has 36Rib fracture on the other18Yes.
34B is killed by a car ah! Not be to steal dead!
357 feet tall ancient, also 1.61 game ~ now crush if you find such a seven feet tall, it is not equal to find a three disabled?
36When I was 14 years old ah ~ ah ~ that naive romantic ah ~

37Sit in you missed absolutely no negative criminal responsible age stage! So, had tooth for tooth, grudges against the revenge! Oh ~ had a wonderful opportunity for crime in front of me......

38 The difference between psychiatric and neurological disorders is that, one is the mental problems, one is the temperament problems!

39 Turnip green vegetables, each love somewhat! Why cannot the turnip love vegetables?

40 Men are easy to flower ah ~ of course not including me

41Voyeur, peeping at others like behavior, Japanese would like to do such a thing! What put cameras in their locker room! Oh ~ the island state, no way to
42Some men, looks good, very honest, wearing a good bra, one that is allergic to
43A mental patient, very seriously in primary neuropathy, and some people sent neuropathic not serious, for a minute, while not to
44Agam you said he was low! It seems not, you see him play table tennis very much good, also had a son, control good ha ha ~ ~
45This man was a man of striking appearance, too much like me!
46Oh! You lean your head ah ~
47A bowl of poison, drank only half, the other half did not drink, do not drink down, estimation is not too good!
48You love or not love me? To hate
49You are famous Chabad eye ah ~
50An ice hockey players to hockey hit the stands, killed a 7 year old girl. This can help us Chinese hockey, football some spell ah ~
51Killing a human like pigs and killed a pig like people, you think about it, what is the difference between the two?
52Sakuragi hanamichi to kill the eye, does not constitute a crime? Or my gentle eyes kill you, not also constitute a crime?
53. "Mao, you want to send a nerve is cut today? That today's gonna kill me is?" "Well, I am going to crazy ~"
54Must be unlawful infringement is ongoing, is not the future, nor is the past perfect tense!
55I must be you a gun to kill. I don't mean you a gun from clothes to come out of this behavior to cut dead?
56 Oh ~ life is really boring! We went to rob the bank
57Vegetable is alive or dead? Nonsense is the living dead pyronaridine ~ ~ of course
58Once a so legal publicity and classic film is then create a great sensation! That is the Westward Journey ah ~ you have a look to the axe gang is a criminal organization how ah! Then have a look it, he held a knife in it's neck, I said that now even three years old kid know that the words "once there was a true love in front of me..." and then the sword away crying! That's suspension of typical crime!

1, one exam is approaching, Chen with a smile: "you don't want to what way from me know what questions, honey, sugar coated bullet all useless, I put the sugar to eat eat, shells and throw it back."
In 2, when he gave us this lesson about the subject of the crime of rape Is it right? Can be for women: "when for example has three female bandits on the road, I saw a long so handsome, casual and elegant bearing, it took me back to do pressure village, have mercy on me hand unbound chicken force, were torn......"
3, one day about that Mustang Creek suffer unspeakably, he said: "who said that?! For 12 years I was there, the Mustang Creek landscape nourished me, look at me now is plump, when I graduated only 90 a few catties, now has more than 100 pounds......"
4, the students: Chen, you are a party member?
Chen: of course i...... No, not at all.
Students: the teacher Chen you are League members?
Chen: it is...... I am big four graduation day in our class group secretary warmly shook my hand and said, "Chen, congratulations you joined the league!!"
5, he was taught to slander to enable the students to understand, say it is a funny primary school: he usually didn't like homework, on the morning of the second day to copy, but sometimes too much homework to copy, so he first borrowed from the students homework, write the main answer, then the red scarf off his trousers that forgot, the teacher then it went home to get it, and then by the home with red scarf name he find a quiet corner to catch up on my homework. Have proved effective every time (his words) gradually became the secret. One day, the teacher named in the class should he stood up to him and said of him: "Chen Litian! You're the instigator!!" This twenty years ago in the past, let our dear teacher Chen to heart: "instigator abetting content must be crime, I at that time is little, do not know ah...... For now I must say 'cooked to ripe, you speak I tell you slander!'"
In 6, the crime of embezzlement, in order for us to understand the difference between lost property and forgotten, he told us a he and his wife the good memories: a national day (May Day -- that's what he said, not I remember not good) he and his wife visited the wife, tired, he sat down in a the Bund bar, wife bag conveniently hanging next to his wife, in the purchase of new Samsung A188, left away, walked half found and back, of course not -- he is distressed to his wife's mobile phone a message: your behavior has constituted the crime of embezzlement, according to China's criminal law should be in two years, criminal detention, fixed-term regulation......
7, the students: Chen, counterfeit or substandard drugs test?
Chen: test.
Student: what do you think will chose the case? I t is unlikely to Oh?
Chen: it is a kind of inside.
Student: you said just got a right?
Chen: I'm not finished, or more than one...... But certainly below three.
8, the students: Chen, how can you be so cunning?
Chen: I'm not clever, I am very simple, really, I really very pure. (at this time there is a classmate to whisper: "alas...... Empty is solid, but false. ")
Said he was 9, when, on the crime of throwing dangerous substance: "ancient China there together most famous for throwing dangerous substance as a means of intentional homicide case -- Pan Jinlian in order to pursue the happiness of love, Wu Dalang in the medicine in the arsenic, poisoned him."
10, the last class, mark the scope, look around: "how did not use notorious?" Speech March off.
11, he has a T-shirt, positive: the party said do what! Negative: always follow the boss.