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Original: Vice President of Peking University: "you are the North adults, see the old man fell down you have to help. If he is correct you, the legal system to provide legal aid to you, if lost, the compensation for you!"

[meal time, micro-blog all crazy, I see a variety of @ Fudan, Chinese politics, Jiaotong university...... Continue to update =w=]

You are the best person, see the old man fell down, you'd better call 110. Northern Trust no legal system, no money, no one, but can actively cooperate with each other family members put you over the police station.

You are the play, see the old man fell down, you have to help. If he told you, more than 80 host to reason with him, stage make-up all keep up, light hit the copy from rolia, plays the document support, puppet show class scene reappearance.

You are adult, see the old man fell down, you have to help, if he told you, the more than 20000 reserve police to testify for you

You are the property adults, to see the old man wrestling you to help. If he is correct you, financial accounting, analysis of risk, opportunity cost and the amount of compensation and other reports to you, you can minimize the loss, if lost, money will represent the old man to your account, and then together into proportion, from the perspective of return on investment is still very proud of you!

You are Lixin people, see the old man fell down, you have to help. If he told you, so many accounting will get even with him, and then evaluate the teachers and assessment, CPA are ready to help you out

If you are in Donghua, you see someone down, you have to help, if he told you, Yanan Road Campus wood has legal system, but there are thousands of women will help you to death with high heels kicking, with fingernails strangle him

You are the adult, see the old man fell down, you have to help. If he Lai you, legal system to provide legal aid to you, news media exposure, design for his design of human body engineering wheelchair, idiotic in cerebral palsy!

If you are man, seeing the old man fell to help. If he is correct you, our language department with several hundred languages make him, when he fled to the other side of the world, we will use the foreign ministry find you, if lost, we will use SMG every day to give you scroll to broadcast, it is not to allow the children to give you a Book go down to posterity.

You are BYR, see anti party information you will shield, if he did, the national computer network and information security management center to help you upgrade to GFW, if not, I sealed the site for you!"

You are the union people, see the old man fell down you go help (the trauma what, your duty). If he is correct you, Peking University School of law to provide legal aid to you

You are Chinese medical adult, see the old man fell down you have to help. If he is correct you, neurological the teacher gave him the diagnosis of Alzheimer's, forcing nasty diagnosed schizophrenia, if lost, she carried the inscription by Chairman Mao to go to see you off! [medicine you can hold ah ~]

If you Lake workers, see the old man fell you to help, if he is false to you, you don't go to class, professional teacher roll call found you not to, will help you!

If you hospital wide, to see the old man down to you to help, if he correct you, you in the CCTV news discredit him!

You are the water, people, see the old man fell you to help, if he correct you, water conservancy department guarantee, stop him water to break his power.

If you are a Huadian, saw the old man fell down you go up, if he correct you, we'll stop him home electricity, if lost, we put the judges, prosecutors, the clerk refused to justice all their electricity!

You see the old man fell down by adults, you have to help. If he is correct, the provision of legal aid, to you will not be lost, because we are great [good ambition, method:Peking University Law Department of only a few people? And most of them abroad. To find our law court! Bureau of public security, procuratorate, court, lawyers, the Commission for Discipline Inspection, the State Council Legislative Affairs Office has our alumni! The Old Granny fell you just fu! ]

If you Hua Zheng, see the old man fell down you go up, if he dares to blackmail, Chinese government staff and students is behind you, if lost, the Chinese government will be to the National People's Congress proposed legislation proposal [opinion law school are very arrogant...... ]

If you Chinese teacher, he saw the old man fell you to help, if he dare to correct you, let the Chinese teacher in the psychology department at his whole autism!!!

If you see the old man fall CNOOC people, you have to help, if he correct you, underwater engineering division of the ROV collective Waduan his home sewer!

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[Chen Yao] then shouted a voice: if you micro-blog people, see the fall you to help, if he is false to you, you can send micro-blog, net friend for you cry!

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If you see the old man fell down property, you went to help, if he correct you, a group of elite sales group to go to his house, how much compensation have to spit it out!

If you mortgage credit consultant, to see the old man fall down you go up, if he correct you, guarantee banks to provide mortgage loans to your anger, not reluctantly, hit him with money, believe there is no credit problems can not loan.

If you bank people, see the old man fall down you go up, if he correct you, bank guarantee not to let your money to complete the account! [the banks really give utterance is good...... ]

 If you see the old man fall designer, you went to help, if he is false to you, you will have to help the old man coming on micro-blog pictures to PS!

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If you see the old man fall Tianjin people, you have to help, if he correct you, you make him crosstalk loss.

If you Donglin people, see the fall you to help, if he is false to you, you are transported him to Greater Khingan Range forest, lost lost him, it turned out, came in the winter, heavy snow, buried him.

If you see the old man down to the people of Henan, you have to help, if he is false to you, you will go to Shaolin Temple, the abbot will lead to enlighten him "!

If you Qingdao people, to see the old man fall down you go to help, if he correct you, you call life online, we all Qingdao people despise him!

If you see the old man fall northeast person, you went to help, if he correct you, northeast menfolk fuck him