The lyrics quite long, it is ironic American judgment system important dates Bar date patent novelty, creativity. (bar date is not in the bar date, ha ha!)

Some practical jokes, as mentioned in the lyrics, he invented a beautiful woman in the world, began to search, to see whether it is resistance (anticipation), finally he was distraught: Although the women have function method and not equivalent substitution (She had the function, She had the means, Compared to prior lovers, No equivalency), but unfortunately, the invention is significantly and advice (It's so obvious to me, Her novelty), because the invention is inAfter the stop date (Its getting late, Oh how I hate, The bar date), so theHe couldn't have her.

Is to go to court? (Should I appeal my case, To make her mine)......

Lyrics

Verse I
I invented this woman
In my head
She was the greatest thing since
Sliced bread

So I searched the city
And I searched the world
Anticipation
For this girl

And then she disclosed
Herself to me
Her preferred em-body
Buying me a drink

Chorus
It's so obvious to me
Her novelty
My affection
Was it my invention?

Its getting late
I take the bate
The bar date

Verse II
I reduced her to practice
She enabled me in bed
I numbered her figure
From her feet up to her head

She had the function
She had the means
Compared to prior lovers
No equivalency

Chorus
It's so obvious to me
Her novelty
My affection
Was it my invention?

Did I take the bate
Oh how I hate?
The bar date

Verse III
She claimed she was
Like none before
Compared to prior lovers
She had more

So I declared my love
Unexpectedly
She told me I was lover
Number 103

Rejected affection
For the final time
Should I appeal my case
To make her mine

Chorus
It's so obvious to me
Her novelty
My affection
Was it my invention?

Its getting late
Oh how I hate
The bar date