America liberation

   In the great leader, great helmsman, wise and correct and a long life of Chairman Mao's teachings, the people, everyone has a vow to China five-star red flag on the The Pentagon, American liberation in the wars America people, chivalrous heart. So, each China China people, it is the people's Liberation Army, this is one of Mao Zedong Thought crystallization: not state of extreme nervousness., but turn every man into a soldier.

   USA to universal values China liberation, did not think of USA culture to China, is alienation. Such as Christmas, Chinese don't believe what Jesus, but it put Christmas alienation is the Lantern Festival temple fair like. Let Santa Claus and China red drum, like a clown, fun to people at the door.

   Besides the Thanksgiving Day, Americans want Chinese eat turkey with thanksgiving turkey is America, but that people eat? Thanksgiving Day Chinese eat Roasted Duck, Roasted Suckling Pig, mutton cubes roasted on a skewer and sheep kidney. The sense of gratitude, whose grace? America people should thank China people's Liberation Army, to save them from the depths of suffering: Communist Party of great Chinese lend to them, and give America sent cheap goods.

   April Fool's Day is very difficult to fire in Chinese, it is not between friends talk about the false, Chinese people every day to listen to propaganda lie, every Valentine's day. April Fool's day than in the Chinese everyday lie propaganda section, really pale into insignificance by comparison.

   American government was not and Chinese challenge, mainly is afraid of being liberated China people. See the Manchu Empire now, the Han people out, ruled China hundreds of years, results imperceptibly, a Manchu word is Chinese cultural liberation. The Manchu culture not the language, not the name, not even. Chinese mouth fluent, is said to be in the National Putonghua competition took first place. The Americans invaded, people is their fate.

    America to China taste is especially uncomfortable, intrusion Chinese, afraid of being Chinese cultural liberation; not to invade it, Chinese it in groups to USA to liberate him. What travel, study abroad, investment, to have children. Can not afford to buy tickets directly to the USA embassy there, "not shout" yah, kill "even with America they welcome. There are old people love that Americans surrounded by armed Chinese, they actually the carrier at most, not far from the China place lay, lay a finger on Chinese? You look at the heroic people's Liberation Chinese, playing for real: airborne, swimming and tunnel, go to America that did not discuss. Chinese the peaceful liberation of USA army in American, immediately play the "military and civilian yushuiqing": the women to fight a war of annihilation as the America man married, men at loopholes also marry his little vigilance is not high girl, in a few years, with a new generation of Chinese tube USA civil Almighty Chinese people's Liberation Army called mom asked dad.

   The Americans had wanted to use McDonald's, KFC to liberate China diet culture. Results within five years, "KFC" began to sell Soybean Milk Deep-Fried Dough Sticks wonton, steamed stuffed bun. Who's who, with Chinese tease you Americans, you also tender point.

   America not that a few broken products in the China sell good, cannot become climate, you look at the people's Liberation Army first occupied Chinese, intestines, stomach and claws americans. According to American statistics, USA adult can independently by two sticks to eat up to eighty percent! Twenty-five percent of Americans get addicted to eating the chicken claw, five percent of Americans believe that Stinky tofu is fragrant. Look, this is not the Chinese culture in the American is what?

   Recently Chinese carpet bombing as reported USA appear shooting, in fact Chinese think, American this land should be changed. You see, white shot, black rob, old Mexican drug trafficking, it Chinese law-abiding law-abiding, should let China people's Liberation Army took over the rest of the world's America, and where, to the Chinese Communist Party members and cadres, families make space.

   Some Americans intentionally want to know Chinese to liberation China, also sent to Confucius College China or America learning Chinese; come, have the courage of your Ya learn Chinese try, the sudden death of you. Other do not say, Chinese taught Americans "I" translated into Chinese several translation. "I", I mean; translated into Chinese can be translated into: I, slave, I, I, the younger generation, late, in the next, old, old, me, your uncle I etc.. Most Americans listened and fainted. According to USA statistics of Ministry of education, School of Chinese Americans three years later all crazy.

   China people's Liberation America mainly in action. For example, the original USA housewives rarely have a good habit to buy food to pick and choose the, now and Chinese women learn, buy lentils a pick, also with some nails hard pinch, have a look Is it right? Tender. Forcing the supermarket no way, had to write a sign "no pinch in two languages! (No Pinching!)"

   Then have a look America morning, more and more liberated the Chinese culture American two hundred and fifty people practicing tai chi in the sunrise. At nightfall, mathematics is not good American people around the table to play the most simple Chinese "push hu." My birthday, America one hundred percent people out of tune to sing Cara OK; lift vest, descendants of many Americans would be proud to let you see their lines on the body of the China word -- dragon! Said they had been Chinese people's liberation.

   The people's Liberation USA Chinese was implemented on all fronts. For example, Chinese sent liberation army instructors to America West Point began Sun Tzu's thirty-six meter. Starting in less than ten days, the west school appeared signs of class struggle. Originally the simpleton American students began to use "to maltreat an injured person, diversion" and other China traditional strategy. Female students in order to get good marks to instructors "badger, this" gay students each other; Shi "COINTELPRO and gangster" etc.. Reportedly, the school of accounting to thirty-sixth -- with a large sum of money to go for "!"

   Some people say that Americans have guns, China people did not, this point people's Liberation China not American. Can't say that, China people although can not buy a gun, but China will play with gun, said the old woman Shuangqiang, America have? Americans listen to, repeatedly "yes! Yes!"

   Americans must face the fact: China people really to liberate America. Chinese people such as the the Yellow River water, flying down from the sky, carry the world before one into America. Before long, Chinese will take America liberation to corrupt officials everywhere, America members have a kept woman, mistress, unspoken rule.

   Many Americans began to miss the Manchu leaders Ci Xi, said Ci Xi the old queen mother was closed, don't let Chinese liberated his country, is not to add to the people of the world! In fact, to blame blame on Britain's Iron Lady Saqier lady. Her first visit to China in 1982, asked the administration of Deng Xiaoping's prime minister, "are you going to give your people free, let them to emigrate overseas?" Deng Xiaoping glanced at the iron lady, spat, whispered words with Sichuan asked, "do you want a few million from Chinese Liberation Army?"

So, China opened the door, go forward with great strength and vigour to China people's Liberation Army. Everything can happen in these four words to describe "carry the world before one." Like the yellow skin Chinese people's Liberation Army the Yellow River water like flying from the sky down.

   The song how to sing with, to the old world, a Petals drop and waters flow. The early immigrants at China people's Liberation Army is fresh: not tall, small eyes, but especially shiny, reportedly never rub the sand. Regardless of any business, as long as the small eyes glance, people in other countries don't want to do it again. Unfortunately, when foreigners find this truth, already late.

   A hard Philippines immigrant said: I save money on food and expenses, just enough money to buy a house, the results China people's Liberation Army way, the America price speculation, they buy two sets too expensive, I still have fifteen more years to relive my American dream. This is your Chinese often say "cheating".

   An honest Mexico immigration said: I installed the floor for thirty years, each room charges three thousand, one thousand less than whites China; people's Liberation Army way, labour and materials two thousand, dry faster and better, also please customers eat Chinese food. We in South America where fight too understand Sun Zi's Chinese, well, out of luck.

   A tough immigration said: I leave Asia fast food fast for ten years, serving lunch to sell six to $eight a share, business can. China people's Liberation Army here, in my restaurant opposite opened a play "a dollar sign, restaurants." It is a dollar, the dollar. Tall and stout old beauty to eat a half full, or at least up eleven spoon vegetables in the dishes, plus a Spring rolls, equal to eat a meal of $20. Mathematics is not good American people will say, "been there a dollar lunch shop, very cheap!"

   A feel good India immigrant said: in the Asian immigrants, we Indians are smart, hard-working, English good, should be the two white. Chinese people's Liberation Army came, they are smarter than us, but also diligent, can bear hardships. To stop us, than we who are white, know the miserable and grief and indignation is what taste? Anyway I know.

   So, what also don't say, China people's Liberation Army is to liberate the American.

   In 2012, the national immigration is thoroughly the end of the world, their decades of accumulated in the America Maoni, shortcut and heresy, along with the people's Liberation Army in Chinese all a collapse.

   First of all, fake marriage. Other immigrants more low-key, immigration has also turned a blind eye to. Chinese people's Liberation Army way, one year the whole five thousand false marriage. Couples the first false divorce, then each find someone else false marriage, charging $twenty thousand per married once. Nobody tube, immediately in a flagrant way to advertise in the newspaper, home for home, abroad to find homes, industry chain soon formed, many companies have also started a global chain. Immigration is driven beyond forbearance, strike, raids, expulsion, soon to plug the loopholes, to a fake marriage "." Immigrants facing eyes, too, what also don't say, China people's Liberation Army.

   Second, to American children. Both take the nationality, and eat the relief, the whole family can immigrants. The road was originally the Mexicans out of step, every year tens of thousands of pregnant women by this opportunity. So, the people's Liberation Army to the China. The first is to buy three floors in the luxury residential apartment building, let old ink a decoration, across more than 100 suites, each apartment in a high price to the Chinese pregnant women. Until one day the sun came out, the county seat of the Americans suddenly found, street hundreds stand big belly Chinese pregnant women, many people head covered with a white towel, looks like the Laden's people, like the enemy. At dinner time, "on the floor" from torture fragrance; a late into the night, hundreds of babies crying sounds like Chinese loudspeakers broadcast gymnastics. American people angry, have to report to the Immigration Bureau, Health Bureau, fire bureau, tax bureau, after a general strike to rectify, confinement, seizure. Today, pregnant women if a visa to the United States, may be refused entry at the port of. China people's Liberation Army to "children" this road is blocked.

   Finally is the political asylum. In the past ten years, as long as Chinese said he had practiced law what work, Catholic, or a second child, she can get political asylum America. And this China lie for the people's Liberation Army is not what, then ten years, hundreds of thousands of people so muddleheaded to take shelter. American immigration so care China continent to the PLA, the purpose is very simple: hundreds of thousands of asylum, that China poor human rights record, this is the data and evidence. But you know, Chinese virtue is "cheap does not occupy the bastard." Political asylum to the news of the China green card, people's Liberation Army came to the mountains and seas are whistling. So, the newspaper began to appear front page advertising -- shelter green card, the unsuccessful charge, full training, two for one. Losangeles Airport began to lawyers for brand: apply for asylum goes with me!

   Mexico friends also began to practice what work, others say you are not Chinese people's Liberation Army; old ink anxious, who said no, we are Chinese mogul descendants, my grandfather's grandfather called Gen Gi Khan.

   USA immigration began in the last straw, on Christmas Eve 2012, New York hundreds of police dispatched, search seized dozens of suspected fraud protection of lawyers, catching many people. Said hundreds of thousands of asylum cases, 90% is false. That is to say, human rights record report on the American Chinese, 90% all is false. Finished, this time over, political asylum vulnerability also blocked. You can't blame America government. Most of the people had applied for asylum, immigration in court approval, cry with tears like; when holding five-star red flag singing the National Anthem in the eleven parade, which, was not to the Americans face. Or is their Catholic persecution, granted asylum, immediately went to the temple to Buddha Buddha incense, which is devoid of gratitude.

   A Romania immigration asked: why do you China PLA stem what things are so severe? Don't take this thing do not give up? Let him give you a few examples of beam with joy, he said: "you see, all the countries put additives in food, including USA. But you Chinese a start, in all the food inside, put additives not gas, then directly put chemical drugs. Let people eat dead until. I heard all the poison your domestic food to eat, just eat people a safe point."

   An Egyptian immigrant said: "you Chinese PLA stem what are the pursuit of the world, the levy to cover the world's highest, born to students at the top of the world, under the rain to drowning High-speed Rail to rain, built the fastest in the world and is able to rear end collision. You play table tennis, to include all the medals, not to other countries in a piece, until the Olympic Games had to cancel this item; you go abroad to account for most of the students, the export of head position of the world, why can't you just mean point?

   A Canadian immigrant said: Chinese needn't have and America war can conquer the American. You just put the newly built aircraft carrier with no weapons of the Liberation Army, to America sport several boat people, American thoroughly.

   The Yellow River water like China people's Liberation Army Pentium to where, where there will be a "doomsday" beauty. So immigrants began to cherish the memory of a great man hand in hand China: her name is Ci Xi.

The people of the world, especially USA people from the bottom of my heart to miss the Empress Dowager Ci Xi, think she was closed, don't let Chinese people's Liberation Army out, is not to give the people of the world add.

   By the end of the year December 31, 2012, American indeed has been Chinese people's Liberation 89%.

   The next USA president, played by the Communist Party of china.

   The day of April Fool's day!