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Secretary wang:Female, 20 years old, Jin Yuan of secretary of general manager;

Bovine head:Male, 40 years old, a village vegetable breed specialist.

[When the curtain risesA: Office in the middle of the stage, placed sofa, desk, chair; set a ticker symbol background, write "Jin Yuan group" six characters.

[Secretary Wang side dozen edge on the mobile phone, a pair of impatience.

The king  OK, OK, how many times have I told you, pay does not belong to me, don't say those migrant workers can pay you and your men, even I have not received wages for three months! I know, I know, I'm not looking for our boss, said no, we have no money, can't loan, you say how? (severely cut off the telephone, angrily.) Money, money, money! Always ask me for money, strange, where I'm a little secretary general manager of money? I'm not the boss!

[Secretary Wang feeble. sitting in a chair, desk phone ringing, pick up the phone.

The king    Hello, the total cattle, where are you? Go to the bank? Oh, about a loan thing ah. How do you say? Debt? I know, whether debt or your life, I guarantee to you back! Good, good, know!

[bovine head carrying a sack of vegetables.

Cattle   (to the audience) I surnamed Niu, name the year of the ox Wang, nicknamed "little girl", because I have a vast sea of faces, people call me "bovine head". I was a famous vegetable specialist, in our village 2008 snowstorm, earthquake, the unrest in Tibet, the torch is blocked, the financial crisis, the stock market, I kind of vegetables is the "bull market"! (said, from the sack out a dish) of, want to ask what vegetables, I kind of look, kohlrabi! I heard my old classmates bovine ratty now the city opened a big company, not seen for more than 20 years, I'll have a look he!

[bovine head see "Jin Yuan group" several characters.

Cattle    Jin Yuan, is here. (door) someone?

[Secretary Wang trotted to the door, and looked out across the cat's eye.

The king   Says Cao Cao, Cao Cao to say, debt collection, debt collection to knock on the door! Look, the total cattle call just called, is a debt.

Cattle    Is anyone here??

The king   No one!

Cattle   Oh, no one. No one then I go. Not ah, not that what you are?

The king   I'm not!

Cattle   You're not?

[angrily opened the door, on the big growl.

The king   How can I not things, I am!

[cattle big door, the bag on the ground.

Cattle   What are you?

The king   (you get desperation)... ... what are you? I didn't ask you, why do you ah, don't pick up JianPoLan people come to our company. (to catch people) go, you go!

Cattle   The sample, when I put the garbage man. I ask you, you here is "Jin Yuan"?

The king    Specifically, is Jin Yuan group company!

Cattle   I don't care if you're still united group company, general manager of your company name is Lou ratty? Oh, right, Niu Ashu?

The king  This old man, how even the total cattle nicknamed ratty know ah. Hello, Hello, who are you, you are to want money or money?

Cattle   Okay, put me as debt collection. Girl, as a matter of fact, I'm your boss naked grew up with old classmates, I also surnamed Niu, tell you the total cattle of a village, I'm a big, everybody calls me big cattle, he a little, everybody called him cattle ratty.

The king   (embarrassed) turned out to be a total cattle old classmates. You come here today?

Cattle   All these years I contracted land vegetables, around the world last year many disasters, I kind of vegetables but let me a little money, today specially brought a sack of turnip, wants to give the twenty year old classmates gone to have a look, I know you total cattle eat what is don't love, is like eating our Niu Jia Zhuang turnip.

The king   However, the total cattle he can't come today, he ran to the bank loan.

Cattle   The loan?

The king   Yes, he has run several banks, they didn't give us a loan company! The company because of the lack of cash, or even several months didn't send salary.

Cattle   (loudly) loans so hard?

The king    Difficult, now than a few years ago.

Cattle   This Niu Ashu, to loan can not come to me?

The king   What? Looking for you? You can borrow money?

Cattle   Other things I do not dare to say the thing I can say, loan?

The king   You...... Do you have any ability to loan to deposit?

Cattle   You didn't, but I tell us credit cooperatives who cooked. I tell you, others to loan, to a few times can not become, I went to a few car, can back to.

The king   What? But the car to pull a loan? The car how many money? (see light suddenly.) Oh, uncle, you are using your grandson toy car to pull?

Cattle   All right, but where's my grandson, as a matter of fact, I have been busy for the lofty cause of rutabaga, don't say a grandson, son also don't know where.

The king   So, you......

Cattle    (feel shy) has never married, is still a virgin...... .

The king   What do you say to pull a loan with the car?

Cattle    Do you think the credit to our farmers loans only ticket, credit cooperatives in order to give us the real benefits, it is the ticket, the village becomes cheap and affordable, pesticide, chemical fertilizer, piggy, bastard...... You may not use the car back?

The king    So pull back the loan.

Cattle   Last year, I in order to expand the scale of planting kohlrabi, funds are short of cash, credit cooperatives comrades took the initiative to come to give me a loan, also without any collateral.

The king   Why what?

Cattle   What? With my cow head "reputation" of the word! Girl, you're my relationship with my credit cooperatives Zeyang ah?

The king   Relationship is good, just do not know how much money you can borrow back?

Cattle   How much? As a matter of fact, the loan of three hundred million fifty thousand no problem!

The king   (eyes) what? Three hundred million fifty thousand?

Cattle   (the hand of a pendulum) don't say three hundred million fifty thousand, even one hundred and eighty thousand, as long as I bovine head to ah, credit cooperatives comrades to give me the loan!

The king   All right, one hundred and eighty thousand of our total cattle eyes ah, just a leaf turnip.

Cattle   One hundred and eighty thousand also too few?

The king    To tell you the truth, last year, our total cattle once let people cheated out of five million, you know?

Cattle   See, I give him a one hundred thousand loan, the loan fifty times to he once deceived. In this case, the bank why not give him a loan?

[desk phone rang.

The king   Sorry, the phone. Hello, the total cattle ah, company all right, everything is normal. Oh, yes, just an old man, say you are my former classmates, no, no, he is not for the money, he gave you a turnip to, ha ha......

Cattle   Cattle ratty, come here, I say a few words with him! (grabbed the phone, from the Secretary Wang hands excitedly) cattle...... Ratty ah, I is a big ah, 20 years have not seen you, how you ah, good health, good wife, child......

The king   (interrupting cow big if) you don't ask, the wife and child ah, total cattle have been divorced three times!

Cattle   (looking at the Secretary Wang) feel shy, feel shy. Ratty ah, I say to you, can be big changes in his hometown, I headed into specialized households, three storey building built, refrigerator and air conditioner is complete, leaving no wife......

[Secretary Wang grabbed the phone, impatiently.

The king   Don't tell us the total cattle find fault! The total cattle, is my...... What?? Oh, I know, good, good. (on the head) Uncle ah, our cattle always let you pulled left, and asked me to give you 200 dollars, you can go back.

Cattle   What, really put me as a beggar? He...... He didn't see me, call me back?

The king   Yes, yes, let's total cattle said, is really feel shy, he may typhlitis hair, should go to hospital for examination, so I can't go back to the company.

Cattle   He...... Typhlitis hair, is he?

The king   Yeah, he just called to say.

Cattle   (as if thinking of sth.) I understand, I understand.

The king   What do you see?

Cattle   I understand your total cattle why was cheated out of five hundred thousand, also understand why banks don't give him a loan.

The king   Why?

Cattle    Your ass hat total cattle also changed the game not lying! His appendix 20 years ago has been cut off, or I carry him to hospital! (carry sacks) tell you the total cattle, kohlrabi is for good people to eat, goodbye, girl!

[cattle big strides, Secretary Wang looked at the cattle head away from the shadow in a daze.

[the end.