A native of Dalian people own a car hit the road on the edge of the road teeth, damage to the vehicle, then the alarm.

 Hello. Here is the Ping An insurance company, what can I do for you?"

 "My car (withdrawal) hit, I want to report the (package)."

 "Well, what do you vehicle accident."

 "Ge Zhen Bao Ganjingzi district. (dry wells to leather pillow shop)"

 "This is the Dalian City?"

 "Dei ah, Dalian city dry wells to"

 "Do? Two horizontal and one vertical?"

 "Not (fill), is sweet (dry), Matsu Iko."

 "Oh, that is the Dalian City?"

 "Dei,"

 "The dry sub city." The operator is not written down, phonetic notation. "Ge pillow shop, Ge is Zhu Geliang Ge?"

 "Not (fill), is a leather (GE) life leather."

 What is the "pillow pillow?"

 "Town (pillow) town (pillow)." Still don't understand. Go ahead.

 "Shop is the shop?"

 In the face of such Rosso operator, Dalian impatient,

 "Ge Zhen Bao (leather pillow shop) is Ge Zhen Bao (leather pillow shop)." Well, don't tempt god.

 "Do you how is the car?"

 "I'm backing (withdrawal) time, hit the road on the edge of the curb (duck) on. Car (withdrawal) Paul (package) insurance taping into sei."

 "Ask the other side there is a loss?"

 "No (sister swim) each other."

 "You are not said teeth (duck) sub?"

 "Curb (duck) is on the side of the road."

 "I would like to ask the other way duck losses?"

 "Curb (duck) son didn't (sister) have (oil) loss. What's your occupation? (hard to what) tube what all don't understand!"

   "That, sir, I'll show you check it again what happened: you in the Liaoning province city of Dalian dry wells to leather pillow Pu reversing and curb (duck) sub collided, your car back bumper crash, the other teeth (duck) no loss. Right?"

   So, out of acts.

  Estimation of the operator is a southerner, for Dalian people strong dialect, it is like listening to mumbo-jumbo, too much for her.Dalian people always think of themselves in a lifetime to speak standard Chinese (Pu Tong words), but today just know to think of the world standards (ghost) are still far away, heard the call, I took.