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This America is there such a bizarre laws, it is feed one's sight on, appears to have had the opportunity to make good use of! Now share with you together:
 
 
American federal law:
 
1) shall not be a sexual relationship with a porcupine occurred. (by, who dare ah)
2) every Thursday after 6:00 not P. (after really need to be careful, don't a little jail is not knowWhat)
3) no person may sell their children. (if China nor.)
 
  
Alabama:
 
No matter when, will ice volume in the pocket is illegal. (a disease.)
 
 
Arkansas:
 
Men can legally beat his spouse, but every month at most once. (estimated that many Northeast brothers know must want toImmigrants in Arkansas, but there are exceptions, former governor Clinton's Arkansas, how old is Hilary flat.)
  
 
Arizona:
 
Any room there shall be no more than two fake penis. (estimated the supreme judge his state is a pervert!)
 
 
The state of Hawaii:
 
Shall not be placed in the ears of grain. (crazy, that steal space seed.)
 
 
Indiana:
 
1) any men aged 18 and over, if under the age of 17 with the female sex, but she has no shoesSocks, the class a felony. (brothers do pay attention to! Don't take off)
2) PI in the state legal 4. (be the death of me progenitor Congzhi predecessors!)
 
 
Iowa:
 
1) any only one arm piano players must perform for free. (serious discrimination against disabled artists)
2) any stomach men not women kissing in public places and. (related to kiss and stomach? Gastric cancer in menAdvanced with the gospel)
  
 
The state of New York:
 
1) not only for entertainment and throw the ball to the head. (murder can not? Really thinking)
2) after 10:00 do not wear slippers. (barefoot.)
 
 
The state of New Jersey:
 
Do not wear bullet proof vests for murder. (have you, the police so no self-confidence!)
 
 
North carolina:
 
Any unmarried men and one for unmarried women, if in any hotel or Autolodge registered as married, thenThey are husband and wife. (to take a real brothers do not go to the States!)
 
 
Pennsylvania:
 
Not singing in the bathroom. (no wonder in the Penn school fellow never k song)
 
 
The state of South carolina:
 
Only in every Saturday, men are allowed in the court's doorstep legal contuse its spouse. (this is what rule, depressionSo ING)
  
 
Utah:
 
1) do not drink milk illegal. (endless aid Africa refugee ah, why embarrass yourself! No wonder I just drink cowThe milk have loose bowels friends from Judah to New York, get a life ah.)
2) not having sex in the back seat is the implementation of emergency ambulance. (this good understanding, if patients see veinsBurst! Ha-ha.