Let the human comedy "shocking" speech -- Zhejiang University Guanghua law school graduation speech

   In 2012, Zhejiang University Guanghua law school graduation, the school Gao Yandong associate professor in undergraduate and graduate graduating students published a 1100 word "Zhen Huan" shock talk, this is an interesting and controversial speech, close to life and keep up with the times, simple, humorous and full of meaning of words, thinking people can fully. The following is part of the original:

 

   Congratulations on your graduation. In accordance with the law!
   I privately think, you have excellent scholar. The minister is Gao Shuaifu love, the princess is Bai Fumei. But, please remember: successful, as a manager, are often short amid the poor -- except our leadership. Because, the law only evaluate the objective behavior, not on the main image.
   At the last moment, let's recall the university spirit and the river impression, OK?
   Zhu president once asked two questions, "what to do to Zhejiang University graduate, what to do in the future". You say, to mixed to Zhejiang University, the future to do a bully. However, Zhejiang University graduates can not be a small hun hun, to do a dare to love, dare to hate, to dare naked art. Pan Liangchao students have such a temperament -- was so poor dare bare out mix. His behavior, the full interpretation of the Zhejiang University grassroots spirit.
   Remember, to the country where it is needed most to mix, China most in need of legal place is Zhongnanhai. I hope, you go to the Zhongnanhai to do a big bully, if there is one day, please remember, the university is the fearless spirit moment in every corner of Zhongnanhai. Otherwise, Zhu principal will find you talk, the old principal can be vulnerable.
   Zijingang, Xixi, Yuquan, Jiang, Hua Jiachi, Zhejiang University each campus with the word water, Zhejiang two words half is water, therefore, Zhejiang University is the most water Chinese university graduates, however, we must not do smuggled goods, we can't do the two rich generation, we also do not go to the grass root.
   In fact, Zhejiang University School is absolutely not the water, in the list, we have been ranked third. In the political arena, known as mistress. The mistress of Zhejiang University Spirit, is also unique philosophy of life: only do not say, do not know the position, firmly believe that the opportunity. But, in Wu Shulian's pop charts, Zhejiang University has been ranked first. No matter you believe it or not, I believe it.
   In fact, the third is the first is not important, important is the Zhejiang University never had two.
   However, even if one day Zheda two, we will love her hell-bent, this is his alma mater.
   Zhijiang campus is the most beautiful (Bai Tian); also the most horrible (night).
   Zijingang Campus is a come on do not want to leave the place -- a number of girls, good quality.
   Yuquan campus is a to also want to another place -- Engineering Bubble Boy silly money management.
   Jiang, Yamadaka, and dense forests, far from the road, is a to, want to go can't walk. Although the Y5 bus, but as your campus love, the total can not wait to come, even, also not end, must change, and more than once.
   Zhijiang campus is the world of cats, Guanghua law school emblem mascot should be our cat. Our leaders can also be called Elvis Presley. However, signs of Zhejiang University badge is Qiushi owl, the emblem design to see us, will be very angry and asked: my bird?
   So, in our heart, law school emblem should be -- the owl. Law school graduates should therefore have the temperament: the night gives you a black eye, but we will use it to look for light. Of course, there is another owl Spirit -- to the catwalk, capable bird thing.
   University is the same, in time, to learn how to behave, out of time, need to have a good life. You have gone through three years, two years in prison, some people are hitting the game live, some people with kiss have, some people with soy sauce through, no matter what you have been called, you were released from prison. After going out, remember, have character of the world, to win people by virtue.
   Finally, let me say on behalf of the teacher: I really love you.