American is not a free country, legal propagation as autumn tea, such as dense creamy

Heard that the pedestrian NY to legislative punishment with headphones to listen to iPods texting expressionless eyes dull crossing the road, the reason is since September of last year, 3 people have been so dead, suddenly reminded of some interesting provisions of the law to the USA:

A, New York City: no man in the city on the road back to"That kind of"(in that way) looking woman. Recidivism this crime in Shangjie, forced by the barrier distribution or a horse.

Two, Losangeles: the husband can be strapped lady, but the belt shall not be wider than two inches; prior permitted except mrs..

Three, Maine: police may arrest the dead.

Four, the state of Oklahoma (inland): within a week, is strictly prohibited any day in the state waters whaling.

Five, Ohio (inland, away from the sea is slightly near Oklahoma): banned on Sunday in the state territory of rivers and lakes whaling.

Six, Illinois Brown City: ban sex wedding day hunting or fishing.

Seven, Alexander Minnesota City: ban garlic, onion or husband mouth save sardine fish and wife make love.

Eight, Dick, Connecticut: prohibit voluntary private sex between adults.

Nine, the Nebraska sea scholar Ding City: the hotel must provide white cotton pajamas for passengers. No men and women (couples) with the bed naked.

Ten, Oxford: Ohio woman shall not be in the man in front of a portrait of the dressing.

Eleven, Kentucky: no women in swimsuits appeared in this state any highway, unless she is composed of at least two officers accompanied or unless she carried a stick.
("female" (female) a word, after the implementation of revised definition was not found, as follows:)
The code of this provision shall not apply to weight below ninety pounds, two hundred pounds of female, also does not apply to women who ma.

Twelve, the state of Kentucky Axilanshi: anyone shall not deliberately holding or for any bad reputation, women's misbehavior or prostitute, except his wife, mother and sisters.

Thirteen, Tennessee, Memphis City: ban croaking in the later ten point night. Feng Xiangyi.