American into regulations shocking proposal

Yao Hongen

The NPC and CPPCC, somebody puts forward some shocking proposal. America congressional proposals are usually about the affairs of state. However, each state and local, does have some shocking proposal, and become the regulations. The part of translation, as follows.

Alabama (Alabama):

When driving, the driver would eyes blindfolded (cloth) is illegal.

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle

Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.

Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death

You can't take the crocodile tethered to a fire hydrant.

You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant

Arras California (Alaska):

At any time, kangaroos are not allowed in the barber shop.

Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time

California (California):

Eat an orange in your bath tub is illegal.

It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub

Colorado (Colorado):

7 at night after a woman wearing a red dress in Shangjie is illegal.

It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress to be out on the streets after 7 p.m.

Connecticut (Connecticut):

You ride a bike 65 mph (approximately 105 km), the police can stop you.

You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour

Florida (Florida):

A special law prohibits unmarried women parachute on a Sunday, or risk arrest, fines, jail.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing

If an elephant is tied to a parking meter, must be in accordance with the car standard pay the parking fee.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate animal.

In Miami, it is forbidden to imitate an animal

With porcupine sex is illegal.

It is illegal to have sexual intercourse with a porcupine

Illinois (Illinois):

Any man will be lighted cigars to dogs, cats and other pets, are illegal.

It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets

Prohibited fishing in a giraffe's neck.

It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck

With a baseball bat to beat the big mouse, a fine of $1000.

There is a $1000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats

Indiana (Indiana):

Members of the public in after eating garlic, at least four hours are not allowed to go to the cinema, theatre, nor ride bus tram.

Citizens are not allowed to attend a cinema or theatre nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic

Iowa (Iowa):

Kissing time can be as long as 5 minutes, but no more than 5 minutes.

Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes

In public places, bearded man may never kiss a woman.

A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public

Kansas (Kansas):

In Kansas, the ice cream on the cherry pie is illegal.

It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas

Louisiana (Louisiana):

Bite, if your teeth are born, belonging to the "simple assault"; and if your teeth are teeth are "aggravated assault".

Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault", while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault"

Translator's note: simple assault, with no intention of damage, can be fined, but not in jail. Aggravated assault, intentional injury (such as ready knives and other weapons), is a felony, will go to jail.

Massachusetts (Massachusetts):

Snoring is prohibited, unless all bedroom windows are closed, locked.

Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked

Michigan (Michigan):

Without her husband's permission, the woman can't cut your hair.

A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission

If a thief were injured in your home, he (she) may file a complaint.

It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house

Translator's note: according to the law, someone, such as your guest, in your house or hurt hurt, can sue you.

In Detroit, the couple a ban on sex in a car, unless the act when the car is parked in their own land.

Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property

The girlfriend to serenade is illegal.

It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend

Translator's note: Serenade usually sing in the window.

Minnesota (Minnesota):

Giving oral sex or receiving oral sex is illegal.

It is illegal to give or receive oral sex

Nebraska (Nebraska):

In the church, if the child cannot help burp, parents may be arrested.

A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service

New Mexico (New Mexico):

No women no shaving appeared in public places.

Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public

New York (New York):

From the building (including the The Empire State Building) jumped out, will be punishable by death.

Jumping off a building is punishable by death (this includes the Empire State building)

North of the Carolinas, (North Carolina):

Elephants may not be used to plough cotton fields.

Elephants may not be used to plough cotton fields

If unmarried men and women in a hotel or Autolodge the registration accommodation, claiming to be married couples, so, according to state law, they are legally married.

If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married

Are women wear any open toe shoes illegal.

It is illegal for women to wear footwear of any kind with an open toe

Ohio (Ohio):

Don't ride on the roof of a taxi.

Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed

In Cleveland, and caught the mouse to a hunting license, otherwise it is illegal.

Cleveland - It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license

Oklahoma (Oklahoma):

The dog making ugly violators can be fined, arrested or jailed.

Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog

The fridge in the outdoor is illegal to sleep.

It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors

Pennsylvania (Pennsylvania):

Singing in the bathtub is illegal.

It is illegal to sing in the bathtub

Tennessee (Tennessee):

After 11 at night, frogs croak is illegal.

It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 p.m.

Texas (Texas):

Stand up, take more than three sips of beer is illegal.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing

In Dallas County, has any seemingly more than a foot long really, phallus shaped personal massager is illegal.

In Dallas County it is illegal to own any realistic looking, phallic shaped, personal massager more than one foot in length

Garr Weiss in London, if you sit on the sidewalk, you could be fined $200.

In Galveston, if you sit on the sidewalk, you could be fined $200

If the rain driving without windscreen wipers is illegal. You can have no windshield, but you must have the rain brush.

It is illegal to drive without windscreen wipers. You don't need a windscreen but, you must have the wipers

Vermont (Vermont):

The legislation stipulates that any person must take a shower at least once a week, on a Saturday night.

Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week -- on Saturday night

Washington (Washington):

Prohibit any lollipop.

All lollipops are banned

To throw stones to catch fish is illegal.

It is illegal to catch a fish by throwing a rock at it

In Seattle, by bus, train or car, if a woman is sitting on a man's lap, must be a pillow.

In Seattle if a woman is sitting on a man's lap while riding a bus, train, or trolley, there must be a pillow between them

On Sunday, the ice cream Chicken rolls in your pocket is illegal.

It is illegal to put an ice cream cone in your pocket on Sundays